Rants, Raves, and Ridiculosity

The life of a returning waiguoren...

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Halloween party pics

Alright, as promised, here are some highlights from the Halloween party...

Guess this looks suspicious...




















The whole crew...












Some of the girls...














Grandpa Liu and Chen Tao - Allow me to go on about Grandpa Liu for a bit: He's retired and hangs out at the fruit stand by our house. He and Katie chat it up for hours because he's from the north and speaks putonghua (standard mandarin) and not a local dialect. We call him Grandpa Liu because he's awesome and has THE best laugh in all of China, maybe the world. He always waves hello at us and laughs at our crazy foreign antics. I try out my broken Chinese on him, and he encourages me though I'm sure it's bu hao ting (not good sound). He's just the cutest, sweetest old man ever. And to top it off, he came to our halloween party! He stayed the whole time and chatted with students. He even wore a mask. Oh how we love him!














Steve knows what the ladies like...

We really outdo ourselves...

We had our waiguoren Halloween soirée last night, filled with delicious food as always. For some reason we loves themes. We had everything from monster toes (sadly not pictured...but think bloody mini hotdogs) by Brad, to Vampire Repellent by Kim (garlic dip), to pumpkin soup in black cauldrons by Beth, to Tombstone Sandwiches by yours truly, and many other delicious fall treats.





Let me take a moment to expound on the tombstone sandwiches. I'm always impressed by the cute themed foods in some magazines, so this year I decided I would try one. And while I am suprised that they actually turned out like the picture in the magazine for the most part (considering I'm in China), it was soooo much work! Who has time to do that more than once a year! They turned out super cute though, and actually tasted pretty good too. I learned a new chicken salad recipe in the process...yum!


Monday, October 29, 2007

Halloween

We had our Halloween party on Saturday night, and it was quite a success. I'm way too tired to try to post all of my pics on here, so until then see if this link to facebook will work.

http://lipscomb.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2023750&id=147801990

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Creativity and a glue gun

Oh how I love the creativity of Halloween! Especially since we don't have a Walmart around here to go pick up a costume. We've had so much fun making costumes out of junk! I can't wait to see all the finished products tonight at our party. Thankfully my mom sent me a hot glue gun last year...I kinda laughed when I got it, but it's be so helpful!

What does one do with a bunch of dead grass, leaves, and an old 3 kuai broom?














Make the perfect nest of course!














Stay tuned for more marvelous Halloween creations!

Sports Meeting


Yesterday we had no class because of the sports meeting. All of the students gather to compete in track and field events. I made a brief appearance and cheered some of my students on. It was fun to see them all together in a non-class environment. I even saw some of my old students from last year.

Me and Kristy (friend from foreign affairs office) at the sports meeting. Note all my lovely students behind me.




Beth and me jamming to a students jamz.

Sprots at last!


Last January or so we signed up for a year membership at a gym of campus. It wasn't great, but it was something since the gym on campus is only open during dinner it seems. Right before we left for the summer, the gym shut down. We were told they were doing renovations. Knowing this is China, we didn't expect too much. When we got back from summer vacation we thought surely it would be open. It had been two months! Nope, still closed. People said "any day," "very soon." We did notice the new sign...not very encouraging.

One day we were walking downtown and saw a huge advertisement for a gym. Could this be our gym? It looked amazing with spinning classes and hot yoga. Nah. China is known for false advertising.

Dawson discovered a few days ago that the gym is indeed open now. We went yesterday to check it out...

Elliptical machines! New treadmills! New aerobics room! Hot yoga room! Spinning room!

It is sooo much better than last year, and the great news is our membership still applies and they may even comp us for the time it was closed. The workers seem much nicer and friendlier too.

So now we're all trying to motivate one another and keep one another accountable. This gym is awesome! Woohoo!

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Attention Daniel Burt!

I am currently eating...corn salad. Yes, that's right, corn salad. Never heard of it before last night. Thought some of my corn loving friends would appreciate this one:
Mix together uncooked corn, diced tomatoes, red peppers, onion, and zuccini (or celery). Pour italian dressing over it and enjoy!
Corn in the raw! :)

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Fall Fun

Some random pics that need to be posted...


Fun at Metro in Wuhan! They had Halloween stuff! Come on Yichang! We want Mai De Long!

Should Kim be a witch for Halloween?















Should Katie be an elephant?















Nah, their current costumes are WAY better than that! (Oh the suspense!)

My mom sent two amazing Halloween boxes filled with all kinds of goodies to help us celebrate this great holiday...





















In the package... pumpkin molds! Pumpkin bread in the shape of pumpkins! It's so literal (and delicious), and I love it.

Friday, October 19, 2007

One of those mornings...

After having no internet for over a week, I'd like to restart my blogging with a recount of my morning yesterday. Some days the first hour is the hardest.

I have an 8:00 class on Fridays now (woot.). Last week I learned 7:15 isn't early enough for my leisurely Cheerio-munching-robe-wearing time. So I set my alarm for 7:00. My alarm goes off...didn't hear it at first cause I had the volume too low. Got up, had my Cheerios (thanks Mom!), walked around in my robe, was taking my sweet time. I did, after all, have an hour. My alarm goes off again. Huh? I checked my phone (which is my alarm clock)...7:53!!! What?! Apparently when I woke up it was like round 7 of my alarm going off and I just didn't hear it til then. When I woke up I just assumed it was 7...it was probably more like 7:45! I got dressed as fast as I could, dashed out the door, and ran to class. Of course my students didn't call ME to ask if I was coming, they called my boss who then called me.

I finally get to the 6th floor, walk into my class, turn on the lights. Oops, not my class. Just interrupted a movie for the class across the hall. Buhaoyisi! (My bad.) In my defense, all students look the same in the dark! I get to MY classroom, and of course the sound won't work for my LISTENING class. It never does in this classroom. After we got through our technical difficulties we finally started class...at like 8:20. Oops.

When Friday feels like Monday you've got to wonder what's to come!

Thankfully the day got better after that...namely, MY INTERNET WORKS AGAIN! Woohoo! And there was much rejoicing.

Friday, October 5, 2007

Xi'an pics








Starbucks everyday!



















Biking on the Xi'an city wall









Shopping in the Muslim Quarter

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Xi'an!

For National Holiday Beth, Brad, and I decided to go to Xi'an (She-ahn). Here's a day by day account...pics to come later.

Saturday
Left to catch the 3:00 train. Got to the train station...Brad and I realized we didn't have our passports. Went back to school. Went back to the train station. Successfully boarded 16 hr overnight train to Xi'an.

Sunday
We arrived in Xi'an early Sunday morning. We had booked a hostel really close to the train station so Jim Bean, the hostel manager, picked us up from the train station. It felt quite welcoming to see a sea of Chinese people and one sign in the crowd that said "Amy." We settled in at the hostel, and were glad the staff all spoke good English and could answer our questions. We sat down and made a plan for the week, what we wanted to accomplish. First on the list was milk. Those who kept up with us last year know that October 1st is our self-proclaimed National Milk Day (the first day we got real milk last year). So on Milk Eve, we thought it fitting to find milk. We headed out to Metro, a one hour bus each way, and stocked up on milk and cheese for the week. Yum!

On the way out to Metro we'd seen a Starbucks...woohoo! So after Metro, we chilled at Starbucks and read for a while. I decided that Starbucks is a transporter. Sitting there in Starbucks, I could have been anywhere in the world. Something about that atmosphere and the smell of coffee just really thrilled us. As I was reading, I almost expected to look up and see Erin sitting across from me on her laptop. And the smell of coffee and the sound of jazz playing zapped me right back to the days of Portland Brew. So we chilled for a few hours, enjoying the leisure and book reading time.

We had wanted to go see a movie, but to no avail. Instead, we walked around the Muslim Quarter all decorated with lights and full of people selling their wares. We bought a few things, tried some new Muslim foods, and enjoyed the cool Xi'an weather.

Monday - Happy National Milk Day!
The morning began, of course, with a nice bag of milk (yes, a bag of milk...insert straw, enjoy.). Then we headed off to our tour of some of the big sites in Xi'an. We misjudged the time it would take by bus and which bus to even get on, so we were cutting it close and didn't want the group to leave us. Brad picked up his walking pace, which is when I realized one of his steps is at least three of mine. So I had a nice invigorating jog on the way to meet the tour group. We saw the Big Goose Pagoda, Terracotta Warriors, and Banpo Village (the archaeological site of a neolithic village). This was my first English tour in China. It was kind of nice having an English speaking tour guide, and we met people from all over that were just traveling through China.

For dinner we found this awesome duck restaurant, much like the famous one in Beijing, and then headed back to Starbucks for more chill and reading.

Tuesday
We got up early to catch a 2 hour bus to HuaShan (Hua Mt.). It must be a fairly famous place in China because all of our students ask us if we've been there. I, not being a hiker, was going to take the cable car up the mountain. Brad and Beth decided to hike. We finally got there and couldn't figure out which ticket we were supposed to buy. We found a couple from Mexico City that spoke English and asked their guide (who spoke amazing Spanish) what we should do. With her help, and the help of some other random lady, we figured it out.

We took a bus up to the cable car area, and that's where we parted ways. Lonely Planet said the hike was about two hours, so I was planning on getting to the top soon and spending my day reading, praying, and enjoying the scenery. I got in line for the cable car. I'm pretty sure it was the longest line in China. I stood in line for an hour and a half before I got on the cable car. And hour and a half! And this was a pretty fast moving line...there were just that many people there.

I finally made it to the top, only to see that the top of the North Peak where we were going was crawling with people. I got a couple of good pictures, but mostly there were just too many people to enjoy it. I sat there waiting for Beth and Brad for a while, trying to have a conversation with two Chinese men in my terrible broken Chinese.

Beth and Brad made it up in right at two hours. I was quite amazed since there are seriously, trillions of stairs going up the mountain and two parts that are nearly vertical. We ate lunch and then headed back down the mountain, only to wait in China's second longest line to take the cable car back down. I wish I could describe how Chinese crowds work...in that there is no semblance of a line, and pushing through people must be like a sport.

We made it down the mountain, took a bus to another bus, and finally headed home. What's for dinner? The same duck restaurant of course...and then more Starbucks. :)

Note: Throughout our time in Xi'an, people made no attempt to hide their gestures and exclamations at my size. And though it feels a little juvenile to be bothered by their comments, I let it get to me and was headed down a spiral of self pity. Especially after HuaShan. But I took my heavy heart to the One True Comforter, had a good night's sleep, and felt a little better...only to face more fear...

Wednesday
Bikes. A lot of you have heard me talk about biking in China, hoping that I would never have to do it 1) simply because I haven't really been on a bike since my pedal-break-banana-seat-old-school bike before Junior High 2) I'm a big chicken and 3) there are so many people in China...it's hard to steer and not get run over!

Beth and Brad talked all week about how excited they were to bike around the city wall in Xi'an. I just kept quiet, hoping I could will myself to be excited. After HuaShan all I really wanted to do was stay in the hostel and read, but my fear of missing out and being left out exceeded my fear of riding the bike. Plus I felt myself building a reputation for "girl who freaks out on trips" and hated that idea too, so I went. We met up with Yuan Min, a friend from Yichang, and one of her friends around 8:30.

You could rent bikes at the top of the wall, and they gave you 100 minutes before they started charging you extra. After switching from a guy bike to a girl bike, I took off, only to run immediately into a parked tram. Oops. After that, I guess it's true, that's it's like riding a bike. I got the hang of it even over bumpy, broken brick. I nearly gave Brad a heart attack going down a ramp at one point, but for the most part it was ok. Had a realized at the beginning that we were biking all the way around the city, I might have freaked out. Toward the end I was pretty tired, so I was ahead of the group, trying to push through. I was afraid if I stopped or went slow I wouldn't be able to finish. It's later in the day now, so more and more people are up on the wall...it's getting kind of crowded...

I'm cruising along...mother and child won't move...oh crap...brain tells hands to use brakes...hands never get the message...Amy runs into the side of the city wall. Oops. Much laughter. Amy takes a bow. If nothing else, a handful of Chinese people will have a fun story to tell all their friends. "...remember that time we saw the foreigner bike into the wall..." A few pretty bruises later, we get back to the starting point.

I, Amy Pratt, biked around the Xi'an city wall. And I didn't hate it.

After the biking, we walked around the city for a while and ended up back in the Muslim Quarter. We did a little more shopping, ate lunch...and yep, went back to Starbucks. It was YuanMin's first time. It was our 4th time in 4 days.

For dinner we had reservations to see the Shaanxi Song and Dance Troupe perform dances from the Tang Dynasty. We had no idea what to expect, but it was pretty awesome. Dinner included every kind of jaozi (dumplings) you can imagine...from duck, to pumpkin, to Taco Bell (I swear it tasted like taco meat!), to hot dog. Pretty tasty. Then the show was awesome too. Perhaps I could be a Tang Dynasty dancer for Halloween... :)

Thursday
Our train left at 8:50 in the morning. What's that you say? Starbucks opens at 7? Sweet. We made our last Starbucks stop early that morning, grabbed our stuff, and headed to the train station to meet YuanMin. We had sleepers all together which made the 14 hr trip back not so bad. On the train we met a Chinese brother who works for World Vision! It was amazing to hear his story and be encouraged by him. Who knows, maybe we'll get to work together in the future.

We got off the train to the sweet sight of our waiguo pengyous...Kim, Katie, and Mindy with funny signs. So sweet.

To sum up (as my students say), Xi'an exceeded my expectations. God is good and provided for us, and even for me in my ridiculous states of anxiety. We enjoyed one another's company, got to see a cool ancient city (and former capital), and most importantly, got to relax and chill with milk, cheese, and coffee!